In Praise of the Mighty Gorilla

20130914-DSCN3513-2Gorilla Grips, that is.  Specifically Gorilla Grip Grease Monkey gloves.  I paid $5 or $6 a pair at my local employee-owned big box store, but I see that other vendors sometimes try to get $10 for these things.

Some tell me that it is not a manly thing to wrench with gloves.  Well, I happen to dislike grease and dirt on my hands, and, worse yet, have a proclivity for broken and torn fingernails.  And, being a natural born klutz, I have had plenty of bleeding knuckles over my past xx years.  Cheap “mechanic’s”  disposables or even my wife’s household latex versions are annoying to me, particularly in terms of sweat inducement and just plain flimsiness.  Even tried and rejected surgeon’s gloves.

Enter Gorilla Grips.  Comfortable enough to forget about after a couple of minutes.  And they breathe.  Remarkably, they are made of a material (I don’t have any label data at hand to report) that seems to possess almost magical qualities of tactility (is that a word?), grip, even a sort of magnetism.  On today’s project, to be reported later perhaps, I had to virtually stand on my head in virtual darkness to remove two 10mm nuts and washers that were hovering straight down over an even darker black hole somewhere under my rear hatch with almost zero wiggle room.  Everything had to be done by feel, including the trick of not dropping the fershlugginer nuts and washers into the abyss.  Holy cow.  The Gorilla Grips rose to the occasion, actually allowing me to do this one-handed, somehow almost making the experience — pleasant.

Even if you don’t need to preserve your mitts for your day job as a concert pianist or a hand model, run, don’t walk to your nearest Gorilla Grip vendor.   Especially if you are a Klutz Like Me…

 

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The Matter of the Console Compartment

Herman tells me that today he refurbished his console compartment to improve its appearance and to reduce the clatter from loose objects inside.  This is an area I have overlooked in favor of other seemingly more pressing issues, like a front-end alignment, heater fix, vacuum leak, and so on (all fixed now!).  However, in comparing notes with Herman, it becomes apparent that we are confronted with different situations in this matter.  Read on.

Herman’s Console

Open and Closed Views – After Applying Naughahyde To The Lid, Inside and Out

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Note the latch or button on the driver’s side of the lid near the forward edge. Ok?

My Console

Well, I have no such button or latch. Seems to be broken off.

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Matter of fact, I have to use a coin or knifeblade or key to press inward to open the console lid’s latch:

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Furthermore, I don’t have a flat tray like Herman, but a useless folding cassette tape affair instead.

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Yes, it does appear that my latch has been broken off, but it is hard to get a good look at it tonight in near darkness. I can see that there seems to be some felt-like material on the underside of the lid, perhaps in pretty good shape.

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Let’s pop out the ashtray and see if that gives me access to whatever needs to be done to remove my lid and tray — and maybe replace the cassette holders with a Herman-like flat tray. UPDATE: In the daylight, I could see that the cassette dividers were flimsy, flexible slivers of plastic that could be simply popped out, leaving a flat tray. Took all of four seconds!

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Now I can see some screws and wiring for the ashtray light, so I know where to begin at another time, when the light is better and the timing is more opportune.

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But before I leave for dinner, let’s look at my nasty shift lever/knob/cover while we’re at it.

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Heck, if I am going to replace the shift knob and cover, maybe I should also get a replacement shifter and a short-throw shift kit from Only944.com, while I’m at it.

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Disturbing the Peace

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A Little Numerology

Reviewing previous owner documents in the course of organizing everything and setting up a new record-keeping system, I notice that the Blue Curse (today’s appellation) originally cost its first owner $27,175 in July 1985.  Okay, that’s rather interesting.

CPI_1985_27175So, I visited the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ site — where the Consumer Price Index is tracked — to calculate the effect of inflation. So, as it turns out, if that 944 could be purchased in today’s dollars, it would cost right at $59,000. Interestingly, the current Porsche that arguably would be the closest equivalent (no, I should say counterpart) to the 944 base NA would have to be the base Cayman, which starts at $52,600, according to porsche.com.

CPI_1966_7840My curiosity extended to my 1966 911, which was purchased new for $7,840. That guy would cost about $56,500 today according to the BLS/CPI.   However, its counterpart today, the base 911 Carrera, starts at $84,300, as shown by porsche.com.  So, looking at that one with a little backwards interpolation, I can see that today’s 911 outlay should have been able to buy something worth $11,700 in 1966!  Well, that’s not quite enough to have purchased a new 1966 Ferrari 275 GTB ($14,000+), but you could probably have bought yourself three ’66 Corvettes, or four ’66 Mustangs.

We do know that today’s Porsches are not at all the same cars as these earlier ones.  But I know what I would be buying today if I wanted a new one!  

(And, in case you’re wondering, the current base Boxster starts at $50,400.)

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Caught in the Wild

IMG952531Herman sends along this sighting, from the streets of L.A.

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944 Out, Boxster In

“Saying goodbye to an old friend and hello to a Porsche Boxster” is a piece written by David Hurth of TheSportsCarGuys.com and referenced in the latest PCA newsletter. It tells of his decision to sell his ’83 944 in favor of an early Boxster — a decision that I had once explored myself.  Read it if you will and see how familiar his conclusions may be to you; they were to me.

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Suzuki vs. Porsche

Okay, I do like Porsches.  But I also like Minis, especially early generation Minis.  I remember well my first late night encounter with one on a Hollywood Freeway off-ramp in my indiscreet, injudicious youth when it showed its taillights to my 911.  Later on, I had an unforgettable ride in one that had been race-prepared, then returned to street-legal status.  These days, it seems that an interesting mod, engine swap, really, to make for your Mini is to install a 1300 cc Suzuki Hayabusa motorcycle inline four in place of the Mini’s engine.  Lighter weight and much more power potential sound compelling.  After all, in Suzuki bike form the Hayabusa was, and may still be, considered the world’s fastest production motorcycle, capable of nearly 190mph.  Google for Hayabusa or search on YouTube and you will undoubtedly find all sorts of unique applications using this powerplant — including a conversion kit for, get this, Smart cars.  Take a look at this slightly strange Porsche vs. Mini/Hayabusa contest.

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Porsche Le Mans Legends

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The Morning Traffic Report

This morning, as is my custom when traveling with the family, I arise early for a little walkabout, camera in hand.  So I hear the roar of traffic and discover that a freeway immediately passes the rear of the motel, separated by a chain link fence.  Taking up position at a one of the few semi-clear, brush-free vantage points, I point toward the incoming.  To get some sense of movement, I use a fairly slow shutter, but not too slow as I am hand-holding and don’t have a stable position.

First, to give you a sense of place:

20130901-DSC_0007Then I spot an utterly lovely old Type 109 LandRover, in the fast lane, yet.

20130901-DSC_0011Oooohh, let’s have a closer look.

20130901-DSC_0011-2Gotta see this thing even closer …

20130901-DSC_0011-3Next up, is that possibly an old Austin Mini Countryman?

20130901-DSC_0018Let’s take a closer look on this one, too:

20130901-DSC_0018-2My god, I believe I might be seeing an old TR6.

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Gotta get another peek at this.

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Lots of Mercs in the traffic this morning, but this one looks particularly evil.

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My battery is nearly exhausted at this point, and so is my compact flash card, but maybe I have enough for just one more.

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Holy crap!  What a stunner this old Jag is.  And it’s a driver!

20130901-DSC_0063So there you have it.  The Brits rule the day.  Absolutely no Porsches were sighted in this outing.  Of course, the tarmac was rife with Hondas, Hyundais and the like.  Lots of me-too BMWs, too.  A good number of Audis.  Some ricers/tuner cars.   Many current gen Minis as well.  But what you see above were definitely the Autos of Interest for this morning.

 

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From The Archives – Portland Art Museum 2011

In August 2011, I visited the Portland Art Museum’s fabulous exhibit, “The Allure of the Automobile”.  Tonight, I happened to stumble upon my several hundred photographs from that event while searching for some other material, and present here some images I made of the 1953 Porsche 550 that was prepared for the Pan American Road Race of its era.  While some of my other images from that shoot were previously published on the Web, this is the first exposure for these.  For more information on this exhibit, visit this PAM (Portland Art Museum) site.

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